Anatomically Correct Strange Women In Ponds Distributing SwordsTowers in the ocean; How deep can they be built?Anatomically Correct SatyrsAnatomically correct akanameAnatomically Correct TrollsAnatomically correct ghoulsAnatomically correct Penanggalan / ManananggalAnatomically Correct DemonsAnatomically correct bulborbAnatomically Correct OniAnatomically correct snallygasterAnatomically correct Triceraton
Why, historically, did Gödel think CH was false?
Email Account under attack (really) - anything I can do?
Unknown notation: What do three bars mean?
How is the claim "I am in New York only if I am in America" the same as "If I am in New York, then I am in America?
What is the word for reserving something for yourself before others do?
Theorems that impeded progress
Today is the Center
Approximately how much travel time was saved by the opening of the Suez Canal in 1869?
How old can references or sources in a thesis be?
Replacing matching entries in one column of a file by another column from a different file
Why is Minecraft giving an OpenGL error?
Why does Kotter return in Welcome Back Kotter?
Mage Armor with Defense fighting style (for Adventurers League bladeslinger)
Why "Having chlorophyll without photosynthesis is actually very dangerous" and "like living with a bomb"?
Why don't electron-positron collisions release infinite energy?
How much RAM could one put in a typical 80386 setup?
What's the point of deactivating Num Lock on login screens?
Can I ask the recruiters in my resume to put the reason why I am rejected?
Have astronauts in space suits ever taken selfies? If so, how?
Roll the carpet
How can bays and straits be determined in a procedurally generated map?
What does it mean to describe someone as a butt steak?
Why was the small council so happy for Tyrion to become the Master of Coin?
Mathematical cryptic clues
Anatomically Correct Strange Women In Ponds Distributing Swords
Towers in the ocean; How deep can they be built?Anatomically Correct SatyrsAnatomically correct akanameAnatomically Correct TrollsAnatomically correct ghoulsAnatomically correct Penanggalan / ManananggalAnatomically Correct DemonsAnatomically correct bulborbAnatomically Correct OniAnatomically correct snallygasterAnatomically correct Triceraton
$begingroup$
Chaos plagues the land. In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in barely comprehensible gibberish. Perhaps he is attempting to call forth the Elder Gods? In the East, the Queen of Mayflies glowers menacingly and shakes a vaguely pole-shaped object1 at friend, not foe. The people cry out for deliverance from this turmoil, and one man, the nominal head of an obscure anarcho-syndicalist commune in the countryside believes he has the answer.
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Waterytartocracy is the way forward, says he, the Lady of the Lake told him so. But who, or what, is this "Lady"?
She, or it, must:
Be able to live in a lake, or at least spend consecutive days underwater in said lake
Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
Bonus points if she/it:
Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore
Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
Breathe, move about, and otherwise function normally(for a human) on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
No actual magic is allowed.
1: Normally one might expect this to be a spear or scepter, but given the state of total confusion nobody knows what it actually is
Anatomically Correct Series?
creature-design evolution anatomy
$endgroup$
|
show 1 more comment
$begingroup$
Chaos plagues the land. In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in barely comprehensible gibberish. Perhaps he is attempting to call forth the Elder Gods? In the East, the Queen of Mayflies glowers menacingly and shakes a vaguely pole-shaped object1 at friend, not foe. The people cry out for deliverance from this turmoil, and one man, the nominal head of an obscure anarcho-syndicalist commune in the countryside believes he has the answer.
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Waterytartocracy is the way forward, says he, the Lady of the Lake told him so. But who, or what, is this "Lady"?
She, or it, must:
Be able to live in a lake, or at least spend consecutive days underwater in said lake
Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
Bonus points if she/it:
Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore
Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
Breathe, move about, and otherwise function normally(for a human) on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
No actual magic is allowed.
1: Normally one might expect this to be a spear or scepter, but given the state of total confusion nobody knows what it actually is
Anatomically Correct Series?
creature-design evolution anatomy
$endgroup$
2
$begingroup$
Comments are not for extended discussion; this conversation has been moved to chat.
$endgroup$
– L.Dutch♦
Mar 27 at 17:40
$begingroup$
Preserving a sword in good condition underwater seems unlikely. Preserving in oil would seem more plausible.
$endgroup$
– Mefitico
Mar 28 at 13:30
$begingroup$
@Mefitico - it works for sardines, it'll work for swords. :-)
$endgroup$
– Bob Jarvis
Mar 29 at 12:12
$begingroup$
Unfortunately, -ocracy defines the means of governance, not the means of determining leadership.
$endgroup$
– Davo
Mar 29 at 13:36
2
$begingroup$
Please do not forget to add your AC question to the list of AC questions in Meta. It's one of the requirements of the series.
$endgroup$
– JBH
Mar 29 at 16:35
|
show 1 more comment
$begingroup$
Chaos plagues the land. In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in barely comprehensible gibberish. Perhaps he is attempting to call forth the Elder Gods? In the East, the Queen of Mayflies glowers menacingly and shakes a vaguely pole-shaped object1 at friend, not foe. The people cry out for deliverance from this turmoil, and one man, the nominal head of an obscure anarcho-syndicalist commune in the countryside believes he has the answer.
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Waterytartocracy is the way forward, says he, the Lady of the Lake told him so. But who, or what, is this "Lady"?
She, or it, must:
Be able to live in a lake, or at least spend consecutive days underwater in said lake
Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
Bonus points if she/it:
Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore
Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
Breathe, move about, and otherwise function normally(for a human) on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
No actual magic is allowed.
1: Normally one might expect this to be a spear or scepter, but given the state of total confusion nobody knows what it actually is
Anatomically Correct Series?
creature-design evolution anatomy
$endgroup$
Chaos plagues the land. In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in barely comprehensible gibberish. Perhaps he is attempting to call forth the Elder Gods? In the East, the Queen of Mayflies glowers menacingly and shakes a vaguely pole-shaped object1 at friend, not foe. The people cry out for deliverance from this turmoil, and one man, the nominal head of an obscure anarcho-syndicalist commune in the countryside believes he has the answer.
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Waterytartocracy is the way forward, says he, the Lady of the Lake told him so. But who, or what, is this "Lady"?
She, or it, must:
Be able to live in a lake, or at least spend consecutive days underwater in said lake
Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
Bonus points if she/it:
Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore
Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
Breathe, move about, and otherwise function normally(for a human) on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
No actual magic is allowed.
1: Normally one might expect this to be a spear or scepter, but given the state of total confusion nobody knows what it actually is
Anatomically Correct Series?
creature-design evolution anatomy
creature-design evolution anatomy
edited Mar 28 at 7:39
nullpointer
asked Mar 27 at 9:02
nullpointernullpointer
6,44541639
6,44541639
2
$begingroup$
Comments are not for extended discussion; this conversation has been moved to chat.
$endgroup$
– L.Dutch♦
Mar 27 at 17:40
$begingroup$
Preserving a sword in good condition underwater seems unlikely. Preserving in oil would seem more plausible.
$endgroup$
– Mefitico
Mar 28 at 13:30
$begingroup$
@Mefitico - it works for sardines, it'll work for swords. :-)
$endgroup$
– Bob Jarvis
Mar 29 at 12:12
$begingroup$
Unfortunately, -ocracy defines the means of governance, not the means of determining leadership.
$endgroup$
– Davo
Mar 29 at 13:36
2
$begingroup$
Please do not forget to add your AC question to the list of AC questions in Meta. It's one of the requirements of the series.
$endgroup$
– JBH
Mar 29 at 16:35
|
show 1 more comment
2
$begingroup$
Comments are not for extended discussion; this conversation has been moved to chat.
$endgroup$
– L.Dutch♦
Mar 27 at 17:40
$begingroup$
Preserving a sword in good condition underwater seems unlikely. Preserving in oil would seem more plausible.
$endgroup$
– Mefitico
Mar 28 at 13:30
$begingroup$
@Mefitico - it works for sardines, it'll work for swords. :-)
$endgroup$
– Bob Jarvis
Mar 29 at 12:12
$begingroup$
Unfortunately, -ocracy defines the means of governance, not the means of determining leadership.
$endgroup$
– Davo
Mar 29 at 13:36
2
$begingroup$
Please do not forget to add your AC question to the list of AC questions in Meta. It's one of the requirements of the series.
$endgroup$
– JBH
Mar 29 at 16:35
2
2
$begingroup$
Comments are not for extended discussion; this conversation has been moved to chat.
$endgroup$
– L.Dutch♦
Mar 27 at 17:40
$begingroup$
Comments are not for extended discussion; this conversation has been moved to chat.
$endgroup$
– L.Dutch♦
Mar 27 at 17:40
$begingroup$
Preserving a sword in good condition underwater seems unlikely. Preserving in oil would seem more plausible.
$endgroup$
– Mefitico
Mar 28 at 13:30
$begingroup$
Preserving a sword in good condition underwater seems unlikely. Preserving in oil would seem more plausible.
$endgroup$
– Mefitico
Mar 28 at 13:30
$begingroup$
@Mefitico - it works for sardines, it'll work for swords. :-)
$endgroup$
– Bob Jarvis
Mar 29 at 12:12
$begingroup$
@Mefitico - it works for sardines, it'll work for swords. :-)
$endgroup$
– Bob Jarvis
Mar 29 at 12:12
$begingroup$
Unfortunately, -ocracy defines the means of governance, not the means of determining leadership.
$endgroup$
– Davo
Mar 29 at 13:36
$begingroup$
Unfortunately, -ocracy defines the means of governance, not the means of determining leadership.
$endgroup$
– Davo
Mar 29 at 13:36
2
2
$begingroup$
Please do not forget to add your AC question to the list of AC questions in Meta. It's one of the requirements of the series.
$endgroup$
– JBH
Mar 29 at 16:35
$begingroup$
Please do not forget to add your AC question to the list of AC questions in Meta. It's one of the requirements of the series.
$endgroup$
– JBH
Mar 29 at 16:35
|
show 1 more comment
7 Answers
7
active
oldest
votes
$begingroup$
I suspect she is a woman.
- Be able to live or at least spend long periods of time underwater in a lake
"Long periods" is relative and opinion based. Kimberly Jeffries can hold her breath for six minutes even after having drank a load of coffee. Also notice that women are easily capable of outsmarting men, specially men who do not pay attention to their surroundings. The lady of the lake may dive only when someone approaches, and then she can use a snorkel made of reeds to spend really long periods underwater.
- Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Doable. I know plenty of women who have swords (I went to a fencing school). Preserving swords underwater would be hard but has been done. The sword of Goujian is approximately 2,500 years old and was found in a river without any tarnish. It is believed to have spent 2,000 years underwater.
- Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
A human lady clad in samite will perfectly mimic a human lady clad in samite. Also, women generally have woman-like arms[citation needed].
- From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
As long as she is not deaf, that is a no-brainer. You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut.
Now let's see if I can collect a bonus.
- Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore.
You would be surprised to find that women look like women.
- Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
For the vast majority of people throughout space and time, the first word they learned is "mommy" in whatever their native language is. This is usually taught by a woman, with most of our vocabulary being learned by imitating her. I think this is enough evidence that women can, in fact, not only talk to other fellow humans, but also teach them how to do so.
- Function normally on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
I am yet to see a woman fail to function normally on shore. Men, I've seen or read about plenty (Jackass and the Darwin Awards have a large set of examples of our shorely disfunctions), but women? Nope.
$endgroup$
38
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
27
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
49
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
26
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
39
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
|
show 11 more comments
$begingroup$
She is a normal woman standing in a submerged bin
While she awaits the chosen one she sits on the stool. As soon as she hears the coconuts, she stands on the stool and arranges her samite robe to conceal the edges of the bin. She raises the sword aloft and waits for the future king to appear.
Clearly there are variations. She could remain sitting with the samite already in place and simply raise her arm with the sword at the appropriate moment. She could have peepholes in the samite.
More complete diagram
$endgroup$
50
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
5
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
13
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
1
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
2
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
|
show 6 more comments
$begingroup$
Manatee are believed to have given origin to the myth of the sirens: their swollen breasts while breast feeding their younglings, their humanoid appearance, the human sounding sounds they can emit, together with the months long forced heterosexual abstinence experienced by old time sailors, could easily explain the "chanting naked ladies luring sailors to death with their voices".
Well, take a manatee adapted to lake or river life, and have it put out of the water a sword, which happened to be on the lake bed, right when a coconuts holder is passing by.
Some gentle moans of the manatee can sound to the ears of the adventurers like an invitation for a holy mission, of course said in a heavenly language not understandable by commoners.
$endgroup$
5
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
1
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
23
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
4
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
7
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
|
show 4 more comments
$begingroup$
Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?
Here we have a similar thing: a humanoid lady clad in long folds of her own skin, which just so happens to look like samite. Which, after some googling is apparently some kind of embroidered silk.
This species has a peculiar mating ritual: the males migrate over land towards ancestral spawning ponds and upon arriving there will tap together sticks (or similar objects, such as coconut halves) in a rhythmic fashion to entice the female to rise to the surface.
The female in turn presents the male with an object of choice. In a natural environment this is usually some kind of plant, shell, bones or even a dead mallard. In areas where humans are present the mating ritual will often involve either human detritus or even some votive offerings made by pagans in ages past.
Arthur is just quite blind, his servant very polite and the amphibian lady very desperate for a mate.
$endgroup$
12
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
add a comment |
$begingroup$
The poor man had terrible visibility and was a braggart.
No one was actually there. He came upon the remains of a sacked merchant cargo at twilight. The cargo, including thick samite tapestries, was dropped, clumped and draped over debris and branches near a bog or pond. It just so happened that the lumps looked like a reclining female form with an outstretched arm handling a sword.
Unfortunately, there were dead bodies around the booty. So creepy is as creepy does, and no one looked too closely at the reclining form. Imagine coming up to a place that smells of mud, rot, and offal, with the sounds of scavengers being heard throughout the woods. No one wants to linger there. On top of which, very few people would want to set foot on uncertain terrain when visibility is, at best, enough to see shapes and shadows.
If I was in their shoes, I would take the closest bit of valuable pickings, which any bit of metal would be, at that time. I would then head straight for the closest village for heat, food and safety. And when pressed for how I got such a valuable item (the sword), I would say "someone gave it to me". The details would come later with every mead-induced retelling.
$endgroup$
7
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
1
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
add a comment |
$begingroup$
In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in
barely comprehensible gibberish.
I see what you did there.
Here's an idea: the Lady of the Lake was once the Orange King's rival to the the throne. She has been banished from the dominion, or has gone into hiding to avoid being cast into the dungeon by the King's overzealous constables. Thus, she stays in a wooded lake area adjecent to a rebel province, hunting wildlife, sometimes hiding in the water, under the lilies and foliage, to avoid being seen by the King's spies.
The Lady of the Lake was once the consort of a past mad king who was long-since deposed. Perhaps she is of royal blood; perhaps she knows dangerous secrets of the kingdom. She is sometimes rumored by her enemies to be a sort of demigod, cyborg, or alien hybrid. Perhaps she knows enchanted spells, or is in possession of a magical or scientific artifact she received as a gift during her time as Queen. Even the Orange King is suspicious that many of his own court are secretly loyal to her.
Suppose also that the Orange King was in fact a known imposter, one who claimed to be wealthy but in fact had lived most of his life on borrowed wealth. His army was indisputably smaller than the Lady's, but while her forces were scattered about the coastlines, his much weaker forces were concentrated into the middle of the country, allowing him to put local pressure on the antiquated priestly caste and forcing them to arrange a coronation ceremony in his honor.
Whenever a company of knights go out into the woods, they sound their trumpets as they approach the lake. When she hears them, and sees their banner, she silently raises her golden-hilted, gemmed sword above the surface, bearing the ancient national insignia. She thus proves, it is indeed I, the Lady. She communicates from within the water, reflecting light off of the sword as a sort of heliograph, keeping her a safe distance from the King's archers who patrol the frontier. The knights then share her received wisdom with their kin and allies, keeping hope alive.
$endgroup$
add a comment |
$begingroup$
At what point in Arthur's description does it say the Lady of the Lake lives in the lake? She could just be a woman who lives in the general area of the lake and exerts control over it. The "ceremony" in the description only says that she was in the water when she gave him the sword.
There once was an old hermit lady who lived in a little cabin on an island in a large and deep lake. Once while gathering herbs along a path in the forest around the lake she found a rather nice sword, perhaps unknowingly dropped by a passing traveler. Several weeks later she heard the sound of clapping coconuts from across the lake and knew that brave knights were nearby. The sort of knights who might own a sword like she had found. Her boat was in poor repair at the time so she swam across the lake to greet the brave knights but the sword was rather heavy and she struggled with it. When Arthur reached the shore she summoned her last bit of the strength to lift herself and the sword out of the water but was too out of breath to say anything. Arthur took the sword and was so enamored by it that as he clip-clopped away to his destiny he didn't notice the poor lady was dragging herself onto the shore after nearly drowning.
$endgroup$
add a comment |
Your Answer
StackExchange.ifUsing("editor", function ()
return StackExchange.using("mathjaxEditing", function ()
StackExchange.MarkdownEditor.creationCallbacks.add(function (editor, postfix)
StackExchange.mathjaxEditing.prepareWmdForMathJax(editor, postfix, [["$", "$"], ["\\(","\\)"]]);
);
);
, "mathjax-editing");
StackExchange.ready(function()
var channelOptions =
tags: "".split(" "),
id: "579"
;
initTagRenderer("".split(" "), "".split(" "), channelOptions);
StackExchange.using("externalEditor", function()
// Have to fire editor after snippets, if snippets enabled
if (StackExchange.settings.snippets.snippetsEnabled)
StackExchange.using("snippets", function()
createEditor();
);
else
createEditor();
);
function createEditor()
StackExchange.prepareEditor(
heartbeatType: 'answer',
autoActivateHeartbeat: false,
convertImagesToLinks: false,
noModals: true,
showLowRepImageUploadWarning: true,
reputationToPostImages: null,
bindNavPrevention: true,
postfix: "",
imageUploader:
brandingHtml: "Powered by u003ca class="icon-imgur-white" href="https://imgur.com/"u003eu003c/au003e",
contentPolicyHtml: "User contributions licensed under u003ca href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/"u003ecc by-sa 3.0 with attribution requiredu003c/au003e u003ca href="https://stackoverflow.com/legal/content-policy"u003e(content policy)u003c/au003e",
allowUrls: true
,
noCode: true, onDemand: true,
discardSelector: ".discard-answer"
,immediatelyShowMarkdownHelp:true
);
);
Sign up or log in
StackExchange.ready(function ()
StackExchange.helpers.onClickDraftSave('#login-link');
);
Sign up using Google
Sign up using Facebook
Sign up using Email and Password
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
StackExchange.ready(
function ()
StackExchange.openid.initPostLogin('.new-post-login', 'https%3a%2f%2fworldbuilding.stackexchange.com%2fquestions%2f142529%2fanatomically-correct-strange-women-in-ponds-distributing-swords%23new-answer', 'question_page');
);
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
7 Answers
7
active
oldest
votes
7 Answers
7
active
oldest
votes
active
oldest
votes
active
oldest
votes
$begingroup$
I suspect she is a woman.
- Be able to live or at least spend long periods of time underwater in a lake
"Long periods" is relative and opinion based. Kimberly Jeffries can hold her breath for six minutes even after having drank a load of coffee. Also notice that women are easily capable of outsmarting men, specially men who do not pay attention to their surroundings. The lady of the lake may dive only when someone approaches, and then she can use a snorkel made of reeds to spend really long periods underwater.
- Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Doable. I know plenty of women who have swords (I went to a fencing school). Preserving swords underwater would be hard but has been done. The sword of Goujian is approximately 2,500 years old and was found in a river without any tarnish. It is believed to have spent 2,000 years underwater.
- Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
A human lady clad in samite will perfectly mimic a human lady clad in samite. Also, women generally have woman-like arms[citation needed].
- From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
As long as she is not deaf, that is a no-brainer. You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut.
Now let's see if I can collect a bonus.
- Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore.
You would be surprised to find that women look like women.
- Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
For the vast majority of people throughout space and time, the first word they learned is "mommy" in whatever their native language is. This is usually taught by a woman, with most of our vocabulary being learned by imitating her. I think this is enough evidence that women can, in fact, not only talk to other fellow humans, but also teach them how to do so.
- Function normally on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
I am yet to see a woman fail to function normally on shore. Men, I've seen or read about plenty (Jackass and the Darwin Awards have a large set of examples of our shorely disfunctions), but women? Nope.
$endgroup$
38
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
27
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
49
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
26
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
39
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
|
show 11 more comments
$begingroup$
I suspect she is a woman.
- Be able to live or at least spend long periods of time underwater in a lake
"Long periods" is relative and opinion based. Kimberly Jeffries can hold her breath for six minutes even after having drank a load of coffee. Also notice that women are easily capable of outsmarting men, specially men who do not pay attention to their surroundings. The lady of the lake may dive only when someone approaches, and then she can use a snorkel made of reeds to spend really long periods underwater.
- Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Doable. I know plenty of women who have swords (I went to a fencing school). Preserving swords underwater would be hard but has been done. The sword of Goujian is approximately 2,500 years old and was found in a river without any tarnish. It is believed to have spent 2,000 years underwater.
- Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
A human lady clad in samite will perfectly mimic a human lady clad in samite. Also, women generally have woman-like arms[citation needed].
- From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
As long as she is not deaf, that is a no-brainer. You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut.
Now let's see if I can collect a bonus.
- Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore.
You would be surprised to find that women look like women.
- Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
For the vast majority of people throughout space and time, the first word they learned is "mommy" in whatever their native language is. This is usually taught by a woman, with most of our vocabulary being learned by imitating her. I think this is enough evidence that women can, in fact, not only talk to other fellow humans, but also teach them how to do so.
- Function normally on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
I am yet to see a woman fail to function normally on shore. Men, I've seen or read about plenty (Jackass and the Darwin Awards have a large set of examples of our shorely disfunctions), but women? Nope.
$endgroup$
38
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
27
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
49
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
26
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
39
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
|
show 11 more comments
$begingroup$
I suspect she is a woman.
- Be able to live or at least spend long periods of time underwater in a lake
"Long periods" is relative and opinion based. Kimberly Jeffries can hold her breath for six minutes even after having drank a load of coffee. Also notice that women are easily capable of outsmarting men, specially men who do not pay attention to their surroundings. The lady of the lake may dive only when someone approaches, and then she can use a snorkel made of reeds to spend really long periods underwater.
- Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Doable. I know plenty of women who have swords (I went to a fencing school). Preserving swords underwater would be hard but has been done. The sword of Goujian is approximately 2,500 years old and was found in a river without any tarnish. It is believed to have spent 2,000 years underwater.
- Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
A human lady clad in samite will perfectly mimic a human lady clad in samite. Also, women generally have woman-like arms[citation needed].
- From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
As long as she is not deaf, that is a no-brainer. You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut.
Now let's see if I can collect a bonus.
- Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore.
You would be surprised to find that women look like women.
- Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
For the vast majority of people throughout space and time, the first word they learned is "mommy" in whatever their native language is. This is usually taught by a woman, with most of our vocabulary being learned by imitating her. I think this is enough evidence that women can, in fact, not only talk to other fellow humans, but also teach them how to do so.
- Function normally on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
I am yet to see a woman fail to function normally on shore. Men, I've seen or read about plenty (Jackass and the Darwin Awards have a large set of examples of our shorely disfunctions), but women? Nope.
$endgroup$
I suspect she is a woman.
- Be able to live or at least spend long periods of time underwater in a lake
"Long periods" is relative and opinion based. Kimberly Jeffries can hold her breath for six minutes even after having drank a load of coffee. Also notice that women are easily capable of outsmarting men, specially men who do not pay attention to their surroundings. The lady of the lake may dive only when someone approaches, and then she can use a snorkel made of reeds to spend really long periods underwater.
- Preserve one or more European swords of at least arming sword length in good condition underwater for extended periods of time
Doable. I know plenty of women who have swords (I went to a fencing school). Preserving swords underwater would be hard but has been done. The sword of Goujian is approximately 2,500 years old and was found in a river without any tarnish. It is believed to have spent 2,000 years underwater.
- Possess one or more arms that can pass off as a human lady, preferably with the appearance of being clad in samite
A human lady clad in samite will perfectly mimic a human lady clad in samite. Also, women generally have woman-like arms[citation needed].
- From underwater, hear the sound of two empty coconut halves being banged together near the shoreline, so as to determine the Chosen One
As long as she is not deaf, that is a no-brainer. You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut.
Now let's see if I can collect a bonus.
- Actually looks like a human woman or mermaid, or at the very least has the silhouette of one while swimming when perceived from the shore.
You would be surprised to find that women look like women.
- Can talk to humans, so as to participate in farcical aquatic ceremonies that confer supreme executive power
For the vast majority of people throughout space and time, the first word they learned is "mommy" in whatever their native language is. This is usually taught by a woman, with most of our vocabulary being learned by imitating her. I think this is enough evidence that women can, in fact, not only talk to other fellow humans, but also teach them how to do so.
- Function normally on shore, also for the purposes of aforementioned ceremonies.
I am yet to see a woman fail to function normally on shore. Men, I've seen or read about plenty (Jackass and the Darwin Awards have a large set of examples of our shorely disfunctions), but women? Nope.
edited Mar 27 at 20:39
Community♦
1
1
answered Mar 27 at 10:43
RenanRenan
52.6k15120261
52.6k15120261
38
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
27
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
49
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
26
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
39
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
|
show 11 more comments
38
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
27
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
49
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
26
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
39
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
38
38
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
$begingroup$
Ladies with lady-like arming swords? Madness. What will they think of next, shepherds that don't look sheepish?
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:22
27
27
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
$begingroup$
Is Wolfgang really a gang of wolves?
$endgroup$
– Juha Untinen
Mar 27 at 11:24
49
49
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
$begingroup$
Great, now my coworkers are looking at me like I am a weirdo for laughing so loud...
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 11:52
26
26
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
$begingroup$
You'd get a +1 anyway, but on reaching "You can experiment yourself if you have access to a pool, a friend and a coconut." I had to scroll up and vote immediately
$endgroup$
– Chris H
Mar 27 at 14:00
39
39
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
$begingroup$
+1 for [citation needed] :D
$endgroup$
– orithena
Mar 27 at 14:56
|
show 11 more comments
$begingroup$
She is a normal woman standing in a submerged bin
While she awaits the chosen one she sits on the stool. As soon as she hears the coconuts, she stands on the stool and arranges her samite robe to conceal the edges of the bin. She raises the sword aloft and waits for the future king to appear.
Clearly there are variations. She could remain sitting with the samite already in place and simply raise her arm with the sword at the appropriate moment. She could have peepholes in the samite.
More complete diagram
$endgroup$
50
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
5
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
13
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
1
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
2
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
|
show 6 more comments
$begingroup$
She is a normal woman standing in a submerged bin
While she awaits the chosen one she sits on the stool. As soon as she hears the coconuts, she stands on the stool and arranges her samite robe to conceal the edges of the bin. She raises the sword aloft and waits for the future king to appear.
Clearly there are variations. She could remain sitting with the samite already in place and simply raise her arm with the sword at the appropriate moment. She could have peepholes in the samite.
More complete diagram
$endgroup$
50
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
5
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
13
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
1
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
2
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
|
show 6 more comments
$begingroup$
She is a normal woman standing in a submerged bin
While she awaits the chosen one she sits on the stool. As soon as she hears the coconuts, she stands on the stool and arranges her samite robe to conceal the edges of the bin. She raises the sword aloft and waits for the future king to appear.
Clearly there are variations. She could remain sitting with the samite already in place and simply raise her arm with the sword at the appropriate moment. She could have peepholes in the samite.
More complete diagram
$endgroup$
She is a normal woman standing in a submerged bin
While she awaits the chosen one she sits on the stool. As soon as she hears the coconuts, she stands on the stool and arranges her samite robe to conceal the edges of the bin. She raises the sword aloft and waits for the future king to appear.
Clearly there are variations. She could remain sitting with the samite already in place and simply raise her arm with the sword at the appropriate moment. She could have peepholes in the samite.
More complete diagram
edited Apr 2 at 14:11
answered Mar 27 at 19:03
chasly from UKchasly from UK
19.7k983173
19.7k983173
50
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
5
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
13
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
1
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
2
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
|
show 6 more comments
50
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
5
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
13
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
1
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
2
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
50
50
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
$begingroup$
+1 for the amazing artwork
$endgroup$
– GOATNine
Mar 27 at 19:22
5
5
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
$begingroup$
+1 for adding srating that she is, in fact, a woman of the normal variety.
$endgroup$
– Renan
Mar 27 at 21:17
13
13
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
$begingroup$
@T.E.D. - Only when she hears coconuts which, tbh isn't very often. Especially in medieval Europe.
$endgroup$
– chasly from UK
Mar 28 at 9:16
1
1
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
$begingroup$
@Harper Depends how dense the bin.
$endgroup$
– wizzwizz4
Mar 29 at 7:08
2
2
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
$begingroup$
I can see the women sitting in a bin in a lake with a sword waiting for a random man banging coconuts together so that she can throw a sword at one of them "To declare him King"... It's the "Normal" part I don't buy. =P
$endgroup$
– Tezra
Mar 29 at 19:21
|
show 6 more comments
$begingroup$
Manatee are believed to have given origin to the myth of the sirens: their swollen breasts while breast feeding their younglings, their humanoid appearance, the human sounding sounds they can emit, together with the months long forced heterosexual abstinence experienced by old time sailors, could easily explain the "chanting naked ladies luring sailors to death with their voices".
Well, take a manatee adapted to lake or river life, and have it put out of the water a sword, which happened to be on the lake bed, right when a coconuts holder is passing by.
Some gentle moans of the manatee can sound to the ears of the adventurers like an invitation for a holy mission, of course said in a heavenly language not understandable by commoners.
$endgroup$
5
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
1
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
23
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
4
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
7
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
|
show 4 more comments
$begingroup$
Manatee are believed to have given origin to the myth of the sirens: their swollen breasts while breast feeding their younglings, their humanoid appearance, the human sounding sounds they can emit, together with the months long forced heterosexual abstinence experienced by old time sailors, could easily explain the "chanting naked ladies luring sailors to death with their voices".
Well, take a manatee adapted to lake or river life, and have it put out of the water a sword, which happened to be on the lake bed, right when a coconuts holder is passing by.
Some gentle moans of the manatee can sound to the ears of the adventurers like an invitation for a holy mission, of course said in a heavenly language not understandable by commoners.
$endgroup$
5
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
1
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
23
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
4
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
7
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
|
show 4 more comments
$begingroup$
Manatee are believed to have given origin to the myth of the sirens: their swollen breasts while breast feeding their younglings, their humanoid appearance, the human sounding sounds they can emit, together with the months long forced heterosexual abstinence experienced by old time sailors, could easily explain the "chanting naked ladies luring sailors to death with their voices".
Well, take a manatee adapted to lake or river life, and have it put out of the water a sword, which happened to be on the lake bed, right when a coconuts holder is passing by.
Some gentle moans of the manatee can sound to the ears of the adventurers like an invitation for a holy mission, of course said in a heavenly language not understandable by commoners.
$endgroup$
Manatee are believed to have given origin to the myth of the sirens: their swollen breasts while breast feeding their younglings, their humanoid appearance, the human sounding sounds they can emit, together with the months long forced heterosexual abstinence experienced by old time sailors, could easily explain the "chanting naked ladies luring sailors to death with their voices".
Well, take a manatee adapted to lake or river life, and have it put out of the water a sword, which happened to be on the lake bed, right when a coconuts holder is passing by.
Some gentle moans of the manatee can sound to the ears of the adventurers like an invitation for a holy mission, of course said in a heavenly language not understandable by commoners.
edited Mar 27 at 10:04
answered Mar 27 at 9:55
L.Dutch♦L.Dutch
90.4k29209437
90.4k29209437
5
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
1
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
23
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
4
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
7
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
|
show 4 more comments
5
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
1
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
23
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
4
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
7
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
5
5
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
$begingroup$
+1 for a sensible answer, a manatee of the right hue could be a convincing facsimile of humanity
$endgroup$
– nullpointer
Mar 27 at 11:42
1
1
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
$begingroup$
I think the lack of opposable thumbs might be a problem here - not sure how a manatee would go about "handing" swords to people...
$endgroup$
– Darrel Hoffman
Mar 27 at 13:18
23
23
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
$begingroup$
I've always wondered who thought up that urban legend, considering it's so obviously wrong. A manatee doesn't look even slightly humanoid, even at a distance - the best you can say is that it looks a bit like a hippo. (I've seen some women the size of small hippos, but I still wouldn't mistake them for an actual hippo. Or a manatee.) Their young don't suckle out of the water, so no "swollen breasts" visible unless you're swimming close enough to see it's a manatee. And the honking/grunting noises they make are hardly mistakable for a human voice, even at a distance.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 14:15
4
4
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
$begingroup$
It could grip it by the husks! Sorry, what were we talking about?
$endgroup$
– John Doe
Mar 27 at 15:28
7
7
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
$begingroup$
@Nahshonpaz In which case I'd refer you to the gay clubber saying that the difference between straight and gay is about 4 pints of beer. If I'm far gone enough to think a manatee's attractive, a man is still easier to get hold of.
$endgroup$
– Graham
Mar 27 at 16:56
|
show 4 more comments
$begingroup$
Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?
Here we have a similar thing: a humanoid lady clad in long folds of her own skin, which just so happens to look like samite. Which, after some googling is apparently some kind of embroidered silk.
This species has a peculiar mating ritual: the males migrate over land towards ancestral spawning ponds and upon arriving there will tap together sticks (or similar objects, such as coconut halves) in a rhythmic fashion to entice the female to rise to the surface.
The female in turn presents the male with an object of choice. In a natural environment this is usually some kind of plant, shell, bones or even a dead mallard. In areas where humans are present the mating ritual will often involve either human detritus or even some votive offerings made by pagans in ages past.
Arthur is just quite blind, his servant very polite and the amphibian lady very desperate for a mate.
$endgroup$
12
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
add a comment |
$begingroup$
Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?
Here we have a similar thing: a humanoid lady clad in long folds of her own skin, which just so happens to look like samite. Which, after some googling is apparently some kind of embroidered silk.
This species has a peculiar mating ritual: the males migrate over land towards ancestral spawning ponds and upon arriving there will tap together sticks (or similar objects, such as coconut halves) in a rhythmic fashion to entice the female to rise to the surface.
The female in turn presents the male with an object of choice. In a natural environment this is usually some kind of plant, shell, bones or even a dead mallard. In areas where humans are present the mating ritual will often involve either human detritus or even some votive offerings made by pagans in ages past.
Arthur is just quite blind, his servant very polite and the amphibian lady very desperate for a mate.
$endgroup$
12
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
add a comment |
$begingroup$
Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?
Here we have a similar thing: a humanoid lady clad in long folds of her own skin, which just so happens to look like samite. Which, after some googling is apparently some kind of embroidered silk.
This species has a peculiar mating ritual: the males migrate over land towards ancestral spawning ponds and upon arriving there will tap together sticks (or similar objects, such as coconut halves) in a rhythmic fashion to entice the female to rise to the surface.
The female in turn presents the male with an object of choice. In a natural environment this is usually some kind of plant, shell, bones or even a dead mallard. In areas where humans are present the mating ritual will often involve either human detritus or even some votive offerings made by pagans in ages past.
Arthur is just quite blind, his servant very polite and the amphibian lady very desperate for a mate.
$endgroup$
Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?
Here we have a similar thing: a humanoid lady clad in long folds of her own skin, which just so happens to look like samite. Which, after some googling is apparently some kind of embroidered silk.
This species has a peculiar mating ritual: the males migrate over land towards ancestral spawning ponds and upon arriving there will tap together sticks (or similar objects, such as coconut halves) in a rhythmic fashion to entice the female to rise to the surface.
The female in turn presents the male with an object of choice. In a natural environment this is usually some kind of plant, shell, bones or even a dead mallard. In areas where humans are present the mating ritual will often involve either human detritus or even some votive offerings made by pagans in ages past.
Arthur is just quite blind, his servant very polite and the amphibian lady very desperate for a mate.
answered Mar 27 at 16:02
BorghBorgh
1,494514
1,494514
12
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
add a comment |
12
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
12
12
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
$begingroup$
"Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butt?" with a link to the source. Damn, I love WorldBuilding.SE! :D
$endgroup$
– Secespitus
Mar 27 at 21:17
add a comment |
$begingroup$
The poor man had terrible visibility and was a braggart.
No one was actually there. He came upon the remains of a sacked merchant cargo at twilight. The cargo, including thick samite tapestries, was dropped, clumped and draped over debris and branches near a bog or pond. It just so happened that the lumps looked like a reclining female form with an outstretched arm handling a sword.
Unfortunately, there were dead bodies around the booty. So creepy is as creepy does, and no one looked too closely at the reclining form. Imagine coming up to a place that smells of mud, rot, and offal, with the sounds of scavengers being heard throughout the woods. No one wants to linger there. On top of which, very few people would want to set foot on uncertain terrain when visibility is, at best, enough to see shapes and shadows.
If I was in their shoes, I would take the closest bit of valuable pickings, which any bit of metal would be, at that time. I would then head straight for the closest village for heat, food and safety. And when pressed for how I got such a valuable item (the sword), I would say "someone gave it to me". The details would come later with every mead-induced retelling.
$endgroup$
7
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
1
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
add a comment |
$begingroup$
The poor man had terrible visibility and was a braggart.
No one was actually there. He came upon the remains of a sacked merchant cargo at twilight. The cargo, including thick samite tapestries, was dropped, clumped and draped over debris and branches near a bog or pond. It just so happened that the lumps looked like a reclining female form with an outstretched arm handling a sword.
Unfortunately, there were dead bodies around the booty. So creepy is as creepy does, and no one looked too closely at the reclining form. Imagine coming up to a place that smells of mud, rot, and offal, with the sounds of scavengers being heard throughout the woods. No one wants to linger there. On top of which, very few people would want to set foot on uncertain terrain when visibility is, at best, enough to see shapes and shadows.
If I was in their shoes, I would take the closest bit of valuable pickings, which any bit of metal would be, at that time. I would then head straight for the closest village for heat, food and safety. And when pressed for how I got such a valuable item (the sword), I would say "someone gave it to me". The details would come later with every mead-induced retelling.
$endgroup$
7
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
1
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
add a comment |
$begingroup$
The poor man had terrible visibility and was a braggart.
No one was actually there. He came upon the remains of a sacked merchant cargo at twilight. The cargo, including thick samite tapestries, was dropped, clumped and draped over debris and branches near a bog or pond. It just so happened that the lumps looked like a reclining female form with an outstretched arm handling a sword.
Unfortunately, there were dead bodies around the booty. So creepy is as creepy does, and no one looked too closely at the reclining form. Imagine coming up to a place that smells of mud, rot, and offal, with the sounds of scavengers being heard throughout the woods. No one wants to linger there. On top of which, very few people would want to set foot on uncertain terrain when visibility is, at best, enough to see shapes and shadows.
If I was in their shoes, I would take the closest bit of valuable pickings, which any bit of metal would be, at that time. I would then head straight for the closest village for heat, food and safety. And when pressed for how I got such a valuable item (the sword), I would say "someone gave it to me". The details would come later with every mead-induced retelling.
$endgroup$
The poor man had terrible visibility and was a braggart.
No one was actually there. He came upon the remains of a sacked merchant cargo at twilight. The cargo, including thick samite tapestries, was dropped, clumped and draped over debris and branches near a bog or pond. It just so happened that the lumps looked like a reclining female form with an outstretched arm handling a sword.
Unfortunately, there were dead bodies around the booty. So creepy is as creepy does, and no one looked too closely at the reclining form. Imagine coming up to a place that smells of mud, rot, and offal, with the sounds of scavengers being heard throughout the woods. No one wants to linger there. On top of which, very few people would want to set foot on uncertain terrain when visibility is, at best, enough to see shapes and shadows.
If I was in their shoes, I would take the closest bit of valuable pickings, which any bit of metal would be, at that time. I would then head straight for the closest village for heat, food and safety. And when pressed for how I got such a valuable item (the sword), I would say "someone gave it to me". The details would come later with every mead-induced retelling.
answered Mar 27 at 16:45
BuggyMelonBuggyMelon
3113
3113
7
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
1
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
add a comment |
7
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
1
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
7
7
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
$begingroup$
Is realism allowed on worldbuilding SE? :)
$endgroup$
– Stilez
Mar 28 at 2:56
1
1
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
$begingroup$
@Stilez - NEVER!!! Unless it suits the authors. ;-)
$endgroup$
– BuggyMelon
Mar 28 at 11:12
add a comment |
$begingroup$
In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in
barely comprehensible gibberish.
I see what you did there.
Here's an idea: the Lady of the Lake was once the Orange King's rival to the the throne. She has been banished from the dominion, or has gone into hiding to avoid being cast into the dungeon by the King's overzealous constables. Thus, she stays in a wooded lake area adjecent to a rebel province, hunting wildlife, sometimes hiding in the water, under the lilies and foliage, to avoid being seen by the King's spies.
The Lady of the Lake was once the consort of a past mad king who was long-since deposed. Perhaps she is of royal blood; perhaps she knows dangerous secrets of the kingdom. She is sometimes rumored by her enemies to be a sort of demigod, cyborg, or alien hybrid. Perhaps she knows enchanted spells, or is in possession of a magical or scientific artifact she received as a gift during her time as Queen. Even the Orange King is suspicious that many of his own court are secretly loyal to her.
Suppose also that the Orange King was in fact a known imposter, one who claimed to be wealthy but in fact had lived most of his life on borrowed wealth. His army was indisputably smaller than the Lady's, but while her forces were scattered about the coastlines, his much weaker forces were concentrated into the middle of the country, allowing him to put local pressure on the antiquated priestly caste and forcing them to arrange a coronation ceremony in his honor.
Whenever a company of knights go out into the woods, they sound their trumpets as they approach the lake. When she hears them, and sees their banner, she silently raises her golden-hilted, gemmed sword above the surface, bearing the ancient national insignia. She thus proves, it is indeed I, the Lady. She communicates from within the water, reflecting light off of the sword as a sort of heliograph, keeping her a safe distance from the King's archers who patrol the frontier. The knights then share her received wisdom with their kin and allies, keeping hope alive.
$endgroup$
add a comment |
$begingroup$
In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in
barely comprehensible gibberish.
I see what you did there.
Here's an idea: the Lady of the Lake was once the Orange King's rival to the the throne. She has been banished from the dominion, or has gone into hiding to avoid being cast into the dungeon by the King's overzealous constables. Thus, she stays in a wooded lake area adjecent to a rebel province, hunting wildlife, sometimes hiding in the water, under the lilies and foliage, to avoid being seen by the King's spies.
The Lady of the Lake was once the consort of a past mad king who was long-since deposed. Perhaps she is of royal blood; perhaps she knows dangerous secrets of the kingdom. She is sometimes rumored by her enemies to be a sort of demigod, cyborg, or alien hybrid. Perhaps she knows enchanted spells, or is in possession of a magical or scientific artifact she received as a gift during her time as Queen. Even the Orange King is suspicious that many of his own court are secretly loyal to her.
Suppose also that the Orange King was in fact a known imposter, one who claimed to be wealthy but in fact had lived most of his life on borrowed wealth. His army was indisputably smaller than the Lady's, but while her forces were scattered about the coastlines, his much weaker forces were concentrated into the middle of the country, allowing him to put local pressure on the antiquated priestly caste and forcing them to arrange a coronation ceremony in his honor.
Whenever a company of knights go out into the woods, they sound their trumpets as they approach the lake. When she hears them, and sees their banner, she silently raises her golden-hilted, gemmed sword above the surface, bearing the ancient national insignia. She thus proves, it is indeed I, the Lady. She communicates from within the water, reflecting light off of the sword as a sort of heliograph, keeping her a safe distance from the King's archers who patrol the frontier. The knights then share her received wisdom with their kin and allies, keeping hope alive.
$endgroup$
add a comment |
$begingroup$
In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in
barely comprehensible gibberish.
I see what you did there.
Here's an idea: the Lady of the Lake was once the Orange King's rival to the the throne. She has been banished from the dominion, or has gone into hiding to avoid being cast into the dungeon by the King's overzealous constables. Thus, she stays in a wooded lake area adjecent to a rebel province, hunting wildlife, sometimes hiding in the water, under the lilies and foliage, to avoid being seen by the King's spies.
The Lady of the Lake was once the consort of a past mad king who was long-since deposed. Perhaps she is of royal blood; perhaps she knows dangerous secrets of the kingdom. She is sometimes rumored by her enemies to be a sort of demigod, cyborg, or alien hybrid. Perhaps she knows enchanted spells, or is in possession of a magical or scientific artifact she received as a gift during her time as Queen. Even the Orange King is suspicious that many of his own court are secretly loyal to her.
Suppose also that the Orange King was in fact a known imposter, one who claimed to be wealthy but in fact had lived most of his life on borrowed wealth. His army was indisputably smaller than the Lady's, but while her forces were scattered about the coastlines, his much weaker forces were concentrated into the middle of the country, allowing him to put local pressure on the antiquated priestly caste and forcing them to arrange a coronation ceremony in his honor.
Whenever a company of knights go out into the woods, they sound their trumpets as they approach the lake. When she hears them, and sees their banner, she silently raises her golden-hilted, gemmed sword above the surface, bearing the ancient national insignia. She thus proves, it is indeed I, the Lady. She communicates from within the water, reflecting light off of the sword as a sort of heliograph, keeping her a safe distance from the King's archers who patrol the frontier. The knights then share her received wisdom with their kin and allies, keeping hope alive.
$endgroup$
In the West, the King in Orange blusters and bloviates endlessly in
barely comprehensible gibberish.
I see what you did there.
Here's an idea: the Lady of the Lake was once the Orange King's rival to the the throne. She has been banished from the dominion, or has gone into hiding to avoid being cast into the dungeon by the King's overzealous constables. Thus, she stays in a wooded lake area adjecent to a rebel province, hunting wildlife, sometimes hiding in the water, under the lilies and foliage, to avoid being seen by the King's spies.
The Lady of the Lake was once the consort of a past mad king who was long-since deposed. Perhaps she is of royal blood; perhaps she knows dangerous secrets of the kingdom. She is sometimes rumored by her enemies to be a sort of demigod, cyborg, or alien hybrid. Perhaps she knows enchanted spells, or is in possession of a magical or scientific artifact she received as a gift during her time as Queen. Even the Orange King is suspicious that many of his own court are secretly loyal to her.
Suppose also that the Orange King was in fact a known imposter, one who claimed to be wealthy but in fact had lived most of his life on borrowed wealth. His army was indisputably smaller than the Lady's, but while her forces were scattered about the coastlines, his much weaker forces were concentrated into the middle of the country, allowing him to put local pressure on the antiquated priestly caste and forcing them to arrange a coronation ceremony in his honor.
Whenever a company of knights go out into the woods, they sound their trumpets as they approach the lake. When she hears them, and sees their banner, she silently raises her golden-hilted, gemmed sword above the surface, bearing the ancient national insignia. She thus proves, it is indeed I, the Lady. She communicates from within the water, reflecting light off of the sword as a sort of heliograph, keeping her a safe distance from the King's archers who patrol the frontier. The knights then share her received wisdom with their kin and allies, keeping hope alive.
answered Mar 29 at 7:42
Gered MenloGered Menlo
511
511
add a comment |
add a comment |
$begingroup$
At what point in Arthur's description does it say the Lady of the Lake lives in the lake? She could just be a woman who lives in the general area of the lake and exerts control over it. The "ceremony" in the description only says that she was in the water when she gave him the sword.
There once was an old hermit lady who lived in a little cabin on an island in a large and deep lake. Once while gathering herbs along a path in the forest around the lake she found a rather nice sword, perhaps unknowingly dropped by a passing traveler. Several weeks later she heard the sound of clapping coconuts from across the lake and knew that brave knights were nearby. The sort of knights who might own a sword like she had found. Her boat was in poor repair at the time so she swam across the lake to greet the brave knights but the sword was rather heavy and she struggled with it. When Arthur reached the shore she summoned her last bit of the strength to lift herself and the sword out of the water but was too out of breath to say anything. Arthur took the sword and was so enamored by it that as he clip-clopped away to his destiny he didn't notice the poor lady was dragging herself onto the shore after nearly drowning.
$endgroup$
add a comment |
$begingroup$
At what point in Arthur's description does it say the Lady of the Lake lives in the lake? She could just be a woman who lives in the general area of the lake and exerts control over it. The "ceremony" in the description only says that she was in the water when she gave him the sword.
There once was an old hermit lady who lived in a little cabin on an island in a large and deep lake. Once while gathering herbs along a path in the forest around the lake she found a rather nice sword, perhaps unknowingly dropped by a passing traveler. Several weeks later she heard the sound of clapping coconuts from across the lake and knew that brave knights were nearby. The sort of knights who might own a sword like she had found. Her boat was in poor repair at the time so she swam across the lake to greet the brave knights but the sword was rather heavy and she struggled with it. When Arthur reached the shore she summoned her last bit of the strength to lift herself and the sword out of the water but was too out of breath to say anything. Arthur took the sword and was so enamored by it that as he clip-clopped away to his destiny he didn't notice the poor lady was dragging herself onto the shore after nearly drowning.
$endgroup$
add a comment |
$begingroup$
At what point in Arthur's description does it say the Lady of the Lake lives in the lake? She could just be a woman who lives in the general area of the lake and exerts control over it. The "ceremony" in the description only says that she was in the water when she gave him the sword.
There once was an old hermit lady who lived in a little cabin on an island in a large and deep lake. Once while gathering herbs along a path in the forest around the lake she found a rather nice sword, perhaps unknowingly dropped by a passing traveler. Several weeks later she heard the sound of clapping coconuts from across the lake and knew that brave knights were nearby. The sort of knights who might own a sword like she had found. Her boat was in poor repair at the time so she swam across the lake to greet the brave knights but the sword was rather heavy and she struggled with it. When Arthur reached the shore she summoned her last bit of the strength to lift herself and the sword out of the water but was too out of breath to say anything. Arthur took the sword and was so enamored by it that as he clip-clopped away to his destiny he didn't notice the poor lady was dragging herself onto the shore after nearly drowning.
$endgroup$
At what point in Arthur's description does it say the Lady of the Lake lives in the lake? She could just be a woman who lives in the general area of the lake and exerts control over it. The "ceremony" in the description only says that she was in the water when she gave him the sword.
There once was an old hermit lady who lived in a little cabin on an island in a large and deep lake. Once while gathering herbs along a path in the forest around the lake she found a rather nice sword, perhaps unknowingly dropped by a passing traveler. Several weeks later she heard the sound of clapping coconuts from across the lake and knew that brave knights were nearby. The sort of knights who might own a sword like she had found. Her boat was in poor repair at the time so she swam across the lake to greet the brave knights but the sword was rather heavy and she struggled with it. When Arthur reached the shore she summoned her last bit of the strength to lift herself and the sword out of the water but was too out of breath to say anything. Arthur took the sword and was so enamored by it that as he clip-clopped away to his destiny he didn't notice the poor lady was dragging herself onto the shore after nearly drowning.
edited Mar 30 at 0:02
answered Mar 29 at 17:34
krbkrb
4595
4595
add a comment |
add a comment |
Thanks for contributing an answer to Worldbuilding Stack Exchange!
- Please be sure to answer the question. Provide details and share your research!
But avoid …
- Asking for help, clarification, or responding to other answers.
- Making statements based on opinion; back them up with references or personal experience.
Use MathJax to format equations. MathJax reference.
To learn more, see our tips on writing great answers.
Sign up or log in
StackExchange.ready(function ()
StackExchange.helpers.onClickDraftSave('#login-link');
);
Sign up using Google
Sign up using Facebook
Sign up using Email and Password
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
StackExchange.ready(
function ()
StackExchange.openid.initPostLogin('.new-post-login', 'https%3a%2f%2fworldbuilding.stackexchange.com%2fquestions%2f142529%2fanatomically-correct-strange-women-in-ponds-distributing-swords%23new-answer', 'question_page');
);
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
Sign up or log in
StackExchange.ready(function ()
StackExchange.helpers.onClickDraftSave('#login-link');
);
Sign up using Google
Sign up using Facebook
Sign up using Email and Password
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
Sign up or log in
StackExchange.ready(function ()
StackExchange.helpers.onClickDraftSave('#login-link');
);
Sign up using Google
Sign up using Facebook
Sign up using Email and Password
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
Sign up or log in
StackExchange.ready(function ()
StackExchange.helpers.onClickDraftSave('#login-link');
);
Sign up using Google
Sign up using Facebook
Sign up using Email and Password
Sign up using Google
Sign up using Facebook
Sign up using Email and Password
Post as a guest
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
Required, but never shown
-anatomy, creature-design, evolution
2
$begingroup$
Comments are not for extended discussion; this conversation has been moved to chat.
$endgroup$
– L.Dutch♦
Mar 27 at 17:40
$begingroup$
Preserving a sword in good condition underwater seems unlikely. Preserving in oil would seem more plausible.
$endgroup$
– Mefitico
Mar 28 at 13:30
$begingroup$
@Mefitico - it works for sardines, it'll work for swords. :-)
$endgroup$
– Bob Jarvis
Mar 29 at 12:12
$begingroup$
Unfortunately, -ocracy defines the means of governance, not the means of determining leadership.
$endgroup$
– Davo
Mar 29 at 13:36
2
$begingroup$
Please do not forget to add your AC question to the list of AC questions in Meta. It's one of the requirements of the series.
$endgroup$
– JBH
Mar 29 at 16:35